Gay Thor!!

This is part of a really weird project I will be posting more on later.

So It's not all just insanity....

I am perfectly capable of producing artwork that is not disturbing and aimed to give you nightmares.

Anyone a child of the 80's? Remember My Pet Monster? You know they were the huge stuffed toys that were just right for beating hell down on your sibling because the nose was hard plastic. Did this guy on the left for a friend of mine. She has been in search of an original for sometime now and never been able to find one, so I painted one for her.

OK, I was going to upload some more "semi-normal" artwork of mine I have been working on but I failed to upload the pictures to the computer and I'm being lazy so I shall grace you with some more fucked up photoshop.

I'm probably one of the only people who finds this hilarious. Dio has cancer, not cool. While I was online reading of his cancer this idea popped into my head. Why? Because Dio is a bad ass who flies dragons, owns unicorns, sword fights and should never be brought down with cancer. Oh well I thought it was funny, not the cancer - the picture.

Speaking of heavy metal. This is an oldie but a goodie. Part of a collage that Eric and I put together on one of our first unconventional "dates". Yep that's a mini-cooper with Rob Halford driving, the leprechaun holding down the condom department and Lars Ulrich and Kirk Hammet with female bodies and Kiss / King Diamond makeup. Pretty kick ass.

And I shall leave this post with a WTF. A WTF is a photoshop project I do that when people look at it all they can say is what the fuck Abby?

Yep, you're seeing this correctly. That's Tattoo from Fantasy Island getting a go with Bea Arthur from the Golden Girls. Hey, at least I black barred the enormous penis. Right?

Batman!

Batboy becomes a bat man.

La La La La.... More smurfs! Super heros gone...gay?

Google image search is my crack cocaine. If I can come up with words I am thinking, I usually can find something of photoshopping quality. I probably spend more time image searching than anything else on the ol idiot box.

I was doing such the other night and I came across a smurf printable coloring page. I guess for kids, but I saw something different in it. So I took it into photoshop and added my vision of this great drawing.

May I present to you... Meth Lab Smurf...

This little blue man is working hard cranking out the drugs for his fellow smurfs.. I have some more smurf madness in the works but you'll have to check back.

And just because I was super bored....

I fucking love comics. Probably more than any set of tits you know. However do you ever find those comic cells and think, "what the fuck were they thinking?" Well maybe not, but I do. So these are some of my thoughts on them.

Fun with Hitler!!

Ok, most of my friends know I have this weird obsession with Hitler. Let me first say in no way do I support what the Nazi's did or support the retards that still try to hold up Hitler's beliefs this day in age. None of that! Abby loves everyone. Unless you are just a chud.

However, I have always been intrigued by Hitler, mostly because of his iconic nature and the fact that he was such a weird queer man (in more ways than one apprently). Hitler is just one of those taboo people that when brought up in conversation most people almost always get offended. That type of person / thing has always intrigued me.

So every so often I get an urge to photoshop something with Hitler in it. Mostly because it cracks me up. Please allow me to share....

Zombie Hitler? Photoshopped this, almost pee'd my pants.

This is what I think Hitler did in his spare time. Yes, that's Gallagher.

Ahhh, to have a brain that works like mine. Scary.

Fun with 80's Cartoons #1

Randomly thought of this as I was getting ready to go to sleep. Always kind of got the creepy drunk uncle vibe off of Mr. Koolaid. Like he'd just get drunk and crash through your house and force you to "drink his juice" Thundercats are just awesome, but I think they wouldn't take kindly to his tasty punk ass.

Greetings!!

I decided I needed a place for all my sick and twisted photoshop goodies as well as my traditional artwork that I do. But mostly for the photoshop stuff. So people can really see what I do with this lovely program.

I have always been one of those people with an overactive imagination. Ever since I was a wee kid. Now I can put those thoughts to great use and actually make them visually happen with photoshop.

You know when someone says something totally out there and gross about a certain person(s) or place and you try to think of how it would look? Well I photoshop it to see. Ha!

So enjoy! Hope my thoughts don't scare you too bad, they did me.. That's why they get photoshopped.

I won't post much of anything for now but I will leave you with the first thing I ever did in photoshop. This was a sketch I did, I scanned it and then colored it in photoshop. Like 5 years ago. Maybe I will re-do this soon and see how much better it will look now.

Traumatized Childhood - ©Evil Abby